Candid

I am a 32 yr-old white divorcee loser, who rents one room in a shitty house in a shitty part of a boring area. I have two brilliant kids who I deserted like Marshall's faggot father. While I am not gay, I kinda suck at having sex since I am so outta shape that I try to bust as quick as possible so I don't have a heart attack. I am broke 5/7 days. I have a job, but probably won't for too much longer. My ride? A decroded 13 yr old minivan with an AM radio. I have no tan and always rock serious foot funk, pitt stench & a rancid testicular effluvium. I shower three times a week, brush my teeth maybe E/O day. Got cavities, and a lump in my left man boob that has been growing since high school and will probably kill me before I'm 40. Now THAT'S going out like a bitch; Breast cancer. Jesus. Oh, I am an alcoholic / addict so I could easliy lose everything and go to jail at any time. I dropped out of college, after 6.5 yrs in it, with no degree and 50k in student loans. I am over $100k in debt. No bank will give me an account. No credit card company will even send me junk mail. I am being sued by a company that installs breathalizers in cars, since I failed to return mine after ripping it out and hot wiring my ride.